God – The immortal dick wad

Let’s be clear, god is perfect. I wager it a tedious task, to discover a theist to disagree. However, as enthusiastic a man may be in reminding us of god’s flawlessness, perfection forces some profound conclusions about god. Along with god’s perfection comes the all powerful ability to, literally do anything. His powers are, in every way, infinitely limitless. He can, for instance, use magic x-ray vision to see through your clothes, or simply zap the shirt right off your hairy back. He can see the future, create a plague, read your mind, hell, he can create a whole universe for Christ sake! Everything that, has ever, and ever will happen, is done because the all mighty god designed it that way. So far, I would suspect not to be in disagreement with many theists just yet… But I must say I’m itching to confess, that I find it curious, that God would put hell in his sequencing of existence. Part of God’s divinely awesome plan was essentially, to reserve a number of his humans, for the sole purpose of watching them burn alive. Now, I know what your thinking. It was the devil, The evil Lucifer, whom is completely responsible for hell, sin, and bestiality. All that evil has nothing to do with good ol’ god. Well I say, no sir! afterall, Satan is a part of God’s design. God is the creative genius who drew the devil up, and made him such a big part of his super cool plan. If God didn’t, beforehand, know that the devil was going to fuck so much shit up, then God’s perfection is dismissed and the whole religious structure crumbles. It seems all too obvious, that God created Satan to do the dirty work while God watches. God is surely an entity of many fetishes. What I find most unfortunate, is that in God’s plan, somebody HAS to play the role of the hellbound sinner, no exceptions. If it wasn’t his plan it wouldn’t be written, and if came to pass, a no sinner scenario, than god would turn out to be quite the fibber. So let’s restate the holy scenario… A massive chunk of people are going to burn in fire for no less than an eternity. In all god’s perfection, he did not have to set it up that way. And yet he set it up that way on purpose. Since everything that comes to pass is God’s plan, and every thing you do is set up by god, beforehand, then you never had a choice in the first place. You had the illusion of choice. With this we conclude, that god, in his image, created a creature with countless nerve endings. These nerve endings happen to be very sensitive receptors to pain. He then decided to set aside a very massive number of these bio-pain receptors, we call humans, for purpose of tossing them into a giant hell fire, all while keeping these people alive for all of eternity, just so the screamingly enormous concentration of pain doesn’t die out with the sweet release of death, while he watches!… one might say, god is fucked in the head. The more I analyze the odd behavior of god the more he fits the profile of a serial killer. You see, the fact that god knows the outcome in advance, undermines any notion of free will. If god sees the results of all possible actions then of course he doesn’t operate under the mechanics of chance. If all actions unfold exactly as God designed, than what choices do we have? Where is free will supposed to fit, if everything, is all part of the plan? The fact that God would torture those whom he supposedly loves is by far the most cruel idea I’ve come across. And to anybody that subscribes to this religious bullshit, shame on you.