My Maiden Blog Entry

A few days ago I started writing, what was to be, my maiden text to cast off this blog. It was progressing elegantly, when sharp attacks of of my own observation, jammed a cog in the mechanism that was to be my thesis. As my words approached the finish, I could not, with honesty, believe that which I was attempting to prove. My hypothesis branched out from the trunk of statistical data corresponding to the relationship between the measured I.Q. and theism. This data is a numerical expression for the lesser iq’s attachment to theism, in an average. My intent provided a demonstration allowing the mentioned statistical data to be interpreted in two ways. My goal was to show prevalence over one of them, with my suspicion being that theism adjusts the IQ, instead of the IQ orchestrating theism. I then observed various and multiple commentaries by theists, about theism, in its defense and attack, as it pertains to atheism. The overwhelming disappointment I accrued, was more than enough, to compromise the idea, that a few of those whom authored these ghastly abominations, were merely held back by religion. There was no denying that a hearty portion of these people are just plain stupid. The paper was scrapped.

So with respect to haste, I am posting a quick and easy entry, a list of some of my favorite things that were creatively designed…

30 AWESOME INTELLIGENT DESIGNS

1. The black plague
2. Seizures
3. Brazilian Wandering Spider
4. Hurricanes
5. Mosquitos
6. Rabies
7. Lightning
8. Quicksand
9. The plantaris muscle of the foot
10. Dinosaur fossils
11. Volcanic eruptions
12. Blindness
13. Schizophrenia
14. Death Stalker Scorpions
15. Mitochondrial DNA
16. Poppy plants
17. King cobras
18. Black holes
19. John Wayne Gacy
20. Premature ejaculation
21. Australian Box Jellyfish
22. Neuroblastoma
23. Miscarriages
24. Down syndrome
25. Self-replicating macromolecules
26. The appendix
27. Homosexual behavior in animals
28. Stem cells
29. The dart frog
30. And the human eye!!!